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Sat, 24 Dec


Inkerman Hotel

Die Hard Christmas

On our 2.8m MegaScreen

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Die Hard Christmas
Die Hard Christmas

Time & Location

24 Dec 2022, 8:00 pm – 10:30 pm

Inkerman Hotel, 375 Inkerman St, St Kilda East VIC 3183, Australia

About the Event

Yippee-ki-yay! Sat 24th Dec from 8pm

Your'e invited (not by mistake) to join us on the edge of Christmas for our annual very entertaining evening of

Die Harding on our 2.8m MegaScreen.

We play tribute to the BEST Christmas movie ever made & everyone's favorite protagonist detective - John McClane - with drinking and good times! Welcome to the party, pal!

"It's not Christmas without watching John McTiernan's classic action film so here are some of the reasons why Die Hard is the greatest Christmas film of all time: 1) Much like Joseph and Mary, John McClane was a weary traveller If it hadn't been for Holly McClane's persuasive argument for her husband to "come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs" then we might have never had the greatest Christmas film of all-time. God, we don't want to even think of a world without Die Hard. Much like the parents of our lord and saviour, John was tired after a long trip from New York and needed a place to unwind, which he did by by taking off his shoes and socks whilst in his hotel room. What's the worst that could happen? Cue all Die Hard fans saying in unison, "Shoot the glass".

2) The film is a perfect reflection of a Christmas party The film takes place on Christmas Eve as all the employees in the Nakatomi Plaza unwind with a few festive drinks and a well earned party following a tough financial year. We're fairly sure that this type of rampant excess, drug taking and casual sexism would never be allowed to occur in the Irish financial system. *Cough, cough* This Christmas party though is a million times rowdier and louder than most office shindigs because the 'exceptional' thief Hans Gruber has crashed the festivities in pursuit of the $640 million in bearer bonds lying in the vault. The greatest similarity to real-life office parties though is that the Christmas party in Die Hard also features an office jerk that no one can stand. Die Hard Christmas film Harry Ellis is the arrogant and self-proclaimed 'white knight' stockbroker who believed that he was the only man capable of talking some sense into Eamon De Valera Hans Gruber because, in his own words, he "negotiates million dollar deals for breakfast." Oh, how wrong he was. Ellis thought he could convince McClane to hand over the detonators but he forgot the golden rules of any negotiation:

1) Don't insult Germans with guns by saying "sprechen ze talk?" 2) Don't call Hans Gruber "bubby" and 3) Don't pretend to have personal ties with the cop that all the bad guys are desperately trying to kill.

Ellis did redeem himself though, his final line before dying is probably one of the greatest ever; "Hans, baby, put away the gun, this is radio, not television."

3) John McClane also came bearing gifts It was Christmas Eve and not a mouse was stirring in Nakatomi Plaza...apart from a rogue NYPD police officer who wages a one man war against a highly organised terrorist cell as he lays waist to henchmen and an entire building in a rampaging action epic featuring bullets, blood and bombs. Now that's a Christmas story worth telling. We all know that three wise men came with the gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to honour the birth of Jesus. McClane also offered up a few festive treats for the terrorists that took over the building. We're fairly certain that they didn't want C4, bullets and strangulation by chain though. Worst. Gift. Ever.

4) Both tales feature a pregnant woman A slightly tenuous link but it's still one that merits a mention. Joseph decided to rest in a manger because it was the only available location for the Virgin Mary to give birth to Jesus Christ. Holly McClane also went out of her way to ensure that her work colleague was made to feel as comfortable as possible during her pregnancy because she pleaded with Hans Gruber for a couch so her friend could rest her aching back. Both good Samaritans and even Holly's name is enough to get you into the festive spirit.

5) The value of family The holidays are a perfect time for families to come together and enjoy each others company which is why McClane came out in the first place to meet his estranged wife. Holly also brought their two kids with her and the NYPD cop really just wants to spend time with his family. Even the weaker future Die Hard films sees Willis team up with his son and daughter so it's clear that family ties are strong. The McClane's attempt at marriage reconciliation isn't given as much time as the brilliant action, but it's there in the background, motivating John's actions. The film is pure adrenaline and bravado but you'll have to have a heart like Hans Gruber not to be moved by John's statement that his wife "was the best thing that ever happened to a bum like him" or the moment when he's reunited with Holly. Also, Karl's reaction after learning that his brother is dead makes him more formidable and shit scary at the same time. Best. Jumper. Ever.

6) The spirit of friendship It's obvious that McClane has a small band of friends that he relies upon to get him through Christmas Eve like his trusted driver Argyle (and that pimptastic Christmas bear) but the real friendship is with Al Powell. Al and John are probably the best representation of male friendship on screen after Red and Andy in The Shawshank Redemption despite the fact that they only spend a few minutes on screen together. We met most of our mates through college, football or the bar but we wouldn't be adverse to finding a new drinking buddy during a terrorist siege like these lads did.

7) Hans Gruber is a greater Christmas villain than The Grinch There isn't enough superlatives or a film journalist that's talented enough to describe the sheer levels of brilliance that Alan Rickman brought to this character.

8) It has the best use of Christmas wrapping tape ever

9) The music features some Christmas classics." -

"Die Hard is a 1988 American action thriller film directed by John McTiernan, written by Steven E. de Souza and Jeb Stuart. Based on Roderick Thorp's 1979 novel Nothing Lasts Forever, it was produced by the Gordon Company and Silver Pictures, and distributed by 20th Century Fox. The film follows off-duty New York City Police Department officer John McClane (Bruce Willis) who is caught in a Los Angeles skyscraper during a heist led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman).

Made for $28 million, Die Hard grossed over $141 million theatrically worldwide. Turning Willis into an action star, the film became a metonym for an action film in which a lone hero fights overwhelming odds. The film's success created the Die Hard franchise, which includes four sequels, a number of video games, and a comic book. In 2017, it was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry. Die Hard has been named one of the best action and Christmas-themed films ever made.The film also ranks No. 20 on Empire's 2017 list of the 100 greatest movies of all time." - WIKIPEDIA

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